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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:42
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No go.
Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
The man who refused to die, and came back from his death 6 times - Times of India
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Bitcoin (BTC) Price Climbs After Trump Tells GOP Not to Worry About Deficit Spending - CoinDesk
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
15 Retinol-Rich Foods To Stimulate Collagen - Vogue
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
PlayStation Plus free open-world RPG is 3 times the size of Skyrim - GAMINGbible
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Should a male with long hair comb his hair daily?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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